out take from my live and let live video

I hope you guys appreciate what i go thru to entertain you!

the good old vague days

so my room mate is downstairs with his new girl. he offers me a mikes hard lemonade which I hadnt had in years. I wonder downstairs and say "man this really takes me back to my old hay days when I was a teen. yep.... on porches with hound dogs" and the room is dead quiet for 10 seconds and I go " yea THOSE kind of memories" and I walk away...

I said "THOSE kinda memories" like they were supposed to know exactly what the fuck I was talking about but they looked away from me like "no...no we dont know what the fuck youre talking about"

I turned a nostalgic bounding moment with old friends and new into a total confusing ass fuck

Bowser Billy and the youtube shitters

the rich shit shane dawson



fucking fred




and the amazing atheist...as my personal toilet

Special thanx to Tine for making these for me

another craigslist ad

BP is a myspace whore

The videos that NO hosting service allows

if I fucked Demi Lovato,Selena Gomez and Miley cyrus Sexisdoe:sexmoves Billy Black Attacks Retards

Theres a video floating around called "top 7 athletes NOT to sleep with" how can magic Johnson not be fucking number ONE on this list?

I raped the amazing atheist

photo by cyn http://www.youtube.com/user/SpareTheSarcasm

vegan anger

today I ate at ruby tuesday and I only ate at the salad bar, because Im a cheap fuck. after I had consumed 2 or 3 plates I was full, but it was a hollow empty full. left me wanting more but unable to satisfy the hunger. Is this how vegetarians feel all the time? no wonder theyre so angry

I screamed at her picture...literally

I commented on a girls photo on myspace that included her and her boyfriend I said "who is this joker?" and she almost immediately deleted it. I like to think its because he beats her

A porn star told me I COULD creampie them

what I think when I see things

well hello

ok this is my new blog spot, Im trying to spread myself across the internet. I made it because Ive been making funny pics I wanted to include in a vid, well you cant see them well in the video. so Ill gradually start uploading them here. thanx for watching!